Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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