Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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