Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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