so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You are a genius and a whore.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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