I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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