We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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