You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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