And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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