Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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