Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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