can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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