My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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