So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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