I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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