my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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