Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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