he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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