Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
