I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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