We won't sleep together?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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