That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Randomize
