I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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