we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
