Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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