I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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