Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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