How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think your dad took our porno
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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