What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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