I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Randomize
