i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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