Do you still have your period?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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