This dress was meant to end up on your floor
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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