she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
