you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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