Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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