Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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