Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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