so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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