i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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