OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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