Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
