Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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