I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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