at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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