she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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