I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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