How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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