i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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