Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
