I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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