her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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